Babies

Out of nowhere today.... Benjamin: Did it hurt when they opened your belly? Me: You mean when you were born? Benjamin: Yes. Me: No, they gave me medicine so I didn't feel it. Benjamin: (looking worried) I don't ever want to have a baby. Me: Oh, are you saying that because you don't want that to happen to your belly? Benjamin: (nods) Me: Honey, only females can have a baby. Men don't have a way to carry babies in their stomach because women have special parts that allow them to hold a baby inside for 9 months. Benjamin: (looking extremely relieved) Good, because I was about to poke my own eye out.